I need to learn how to say no – and that has nothing to do with my relationship(s) with men.
I need to learn to say no to this question:
“Will you be my bridesmaid/maid of honour?”
The problem is you can’t say no to that because the bride clearly feels that you are a big enough part of her life that she wants to include you in her special day … or she thinks you are the right combination of organized and life of the party.
There is a saying, “three times a bridesmaid, never a bride.”
What about five times?
I didn’t mind the first couple – one was my best friend and the other my best friend from high school, but now I find myself in a wedding party for a girl I’ve not really spoken to in three years.
It’s not that I don’t mind being in her wedding – I’m happy she wants me around, we hung out for a short period of time, but we had fun and were close for the years we lived in the same city.
I’m just not looking forward to planning a stagette, shower, and activities for the girls on the day of the wedding. I didn’t really want to have to pay for a new dress (which I’ll totally – not – be able to wear again), shoes, transportation, wedding gifts, shower gifts, booze, lunches …
The best wedding I was in, I was told via a giant courier envelope that arrived from overseas. Inside was a bright red, floor length bridesmaid dress and a note.
If the saying three times a bridesmaid, never a bride, is based on the idea that a young woman who had been a bridesmaid three times was unable to catch the eye of unmarried males, then she never would, this wedding shouldn’t count. By my understanding, there will not be any single men in attendance.
But there will be booze.
And I guess I should be glad that I’m a bride attendant now and not in the olden days when the goal was to confuse evil spirits by dressing in identical clothing to the bride and the groom. These spirits were known to give the couple bad luck. Being dressed like the bride, the evil spirits would not know who was getting married.
Does this mean those bridesmaids would pick up extra bad luck?
I guess I shouldn’t complain because all I have to do is hold an extra bouquet, sign a piece of paper and help find something old, new, borrowed, blue.
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